What is this world coming to? Now we need compatible pants to do things....WTF? Is that a joystick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? iPod Pants As long as we are making pants jokes, here is an e-mail I got the other day... the subject says it all!

Top 25 Lines in Star Wars that Can Be Improved by Substituting the word "Pants"

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

For all of your time-wasting needs.....

Smack the Penguin

The 12 Days of Christmas Mini Golf

A recent trip to our local, relatively speaking, Borders entertainment outlet became the highlight of an otherwise depressingly commercial week. The friendly and knowledgeable staff, thoughtful displays, and aroma of freshly brewed coffee all added to the experience, but it was a discovery in the Gardening section that immediately put a smile on my face. I usually browse that particular section in most book retailers I visit. Gardening has always provided me a great deal of enjoyment, and I can't help but to learn as much as I can on the topic.

A recent trip to our local, relatively speaking, Borders entertainment outlet became the highlight of an otherwise depressingly commercial week. The friendly and knowledgeable staff, thoughtful displays, and aroma of freshly brewed coffee all added to the experience, but it was a discovery in the Gardening section that immediately put a smile on my face. I usually browse that particular section in most book retailers I visit. Gardening has always provided me a great deal of enjoyment, and I can't help but to learn as much as I can on the topic.

Every time I walk into Wal-Mart these days, I am assaulted by one of those annoying dancing and singing Santas. I always wondered if you could "add" lyrics to his program and it turns out that someone figured out how.... complete with videos! Hacked Santa

Every time I walk into Wal-Mart these days, I am assaulted by one of those annoying dancing and singing Santas. I always wondered if you could "add" lyrics to his program and it turns out that someone figured out how.... complete with videos! Hacked Santa

Considering all of the snow we've had recently, this V8 snowblower might come in handy!

V8 Snowblower

V8 Snowblower Movie

Additionally, this gas powered blender - its all the rage x-mas.

Gas Powered Blender

Blender Movie

Sooooo... work today. Evidently, threat of arrest is an occupational hazard around here. I heard a pounding on the door and some yelling, so I answered it. There was a uniformed private security officer. "Hello," I said to him. "SECURITY!! Put your hands up!" he yelled at me. "What?" "Get your hands where I can see them!" he barked. "Show me some identification!" I calmly handed him my driver's license. "What's going on here," I asked. "I'm kind of working right now." "Is this your real address?" "No, I moved recently. Is there a reason for this?"